They're kinda like Heidi Klum and Seal. At first, you think they make an odd couple, but the more you see them together, the more perfect they seem together. Even when they wear something ridiculous to a party, you still smile and root for them 'cuz they're so darn cute. And then you see their kids and you hope they stay together, if only to keep making such adorable babies with great hair.
Except I don't think strawberry-vinegar babies would have hair. At least I hope not.
Obviously I've been reading too much celebrity gossip lately.
Mixed spring salad greens
Crumbled goat cheese or shaved Parmesean
Freshly cracked black pepper
Extra virgin olive oil
Assemble, toss, and serve.